Stupid Sprint is Stupid

I sort of broke my phone the other day, and the best deal I found on getting a replacement was via Costco. WHY?  Why can't Sprint give me the best possible deal, since I've been a customer for ten years???  Topic for another post, I guess.

So anyway, last night I logged in to my Costco account and filled out all the information and so on.

Today I received an email from Sprint, helpfully informing me that:

As of 10/07/2013, the Everything Data 450 plan was added to your account and the Everything Data 450 plan was removed

Boy, that was informative.

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